Good advice from a professional mistress. Dear women, I am writing here for all of you: wives, mistresses, mothers. And for you, men. I hope that this short article will help someone become a little happier, and at what cost—it is up to you to decide. For many years I was a mistress of married men. I chose this role myself and I liked my living toys. Forgive me, I was too young to understand that I was playing with other people’s destinies and happiness. I learned from my mistakes and am writing now so that someone can avoid them. First, I will address you, dear girls, in love with married men:
First rule: never continue a relationship with a married man for more than 3 months!
Then habit sets in, and it’s so hard to fight it… And believe me, this time is enough for your married man to become unconditionally yours.
Rule number two: A married man should never be the ONLY one in your life!
Love him, be there for him, take care of him and never ask for anything. BUT he should always be second to your studies, friends, and family. Always call him back if you couldn’t pick up the phone in time and tell him how sorry you are… And if you could, you would dedicate every moment of your life to him! Don’t you dare make him jealous! That’s the best way to get rid of him. He needs a naive, obedient girl who will NEVER (do you hear me: NEVER) cause him problems.
Rule number three: Become his friend. BE QUIET AND LISTEN!
No matter how bored you are, smile and don’t forget to repeat: What a clever girl you are! You are the best in the world! I adore you! Call him the best man in the world and remember: HE BELIEVES! And you are getting closer to your goal. Very soon you will have to know everything or almost everything about him. As soon as he brings you to his friends (even if he introduces you as a colleague), it’s time to celebrate! This is your first victory. Very soon your wife will find out about everything and… I will talk about this a little further in my address to wives.
Rule number four: Don’t ask!
Remember: all you need is the little bits of time he can give you. Do everything to make him understand: you will never interfere with him and his life. He is free, and you are just a pleasant addition. Never talk to him about his wife. Why remind him? Otherwise, very soon your image will be associated with your wife, and you don’t need that. With you, he should forget about everything, including her. And, for God’s sake, don’t demand his time and don’t be capricious when he leaves for his wife.
Rule number five: stupid, but important!
Do you often visit sex shops? Now come in. You must become a prostitute for him and anticipate all his sexual desires in advance.
So, now your role is that of a silly girl in love. When time X comes and it’s time to break up, meet him and, with tears in your eyes, tell him that you love him too much to destroy his family (you love him, right?).
Well, or already convinced yourself of this), so you’ll leave. Just don’t forget to add that you regret how late you met and if only you had met after the divorce…
Now GO AWAY!
And immediately after the breakup, write to him: I don’t want to pressure you and demand; I don’t want to live without you. I’ll give you exactly one month to come to me with your things. During this period, don’t call him yourself, don’t pick up the phone, and don’t show up among his friends; just give him the address where to come with your things.
My dear women, wives, how much you have to endure from people like us. Cheating is a cruel blow, but when you find out about a permanent mistress, it’s a shock; it’s painful. I understand everything, but… What are you doing? Yes, now you’ve found out that your husband has cheated, but what next? Divorce? If divorce, then everything is simple and clear, but if we try to save the family, then allow me to give you a few rules.
Rule number one:
Don’t dare to separate him from his bed! I believe him—he’s disgusting and vile; I can’t bear to look at him, and here… Remember, he’s waiting for someone who will caress him. And you’ll lose this round.
Rule two:
In case of any quarrel: go away to your Manya, Dunka, Glasha!!!!! And if he leaves, then what? Don’t think? Forget! Once and for all! He has no one and never had anyone! We greet him with borscht, a tender kiss, and a question: How are you? A sincere question!
Rule three:
Become better than five mistresses! It wouldn’t hurt you to go to a sex shop and choose a stunning negligee (I’m being modest). After all, you know your husband! And who, if not you, should know what he dreams about? More imagination!
Read everything I told my mistress and remember: You are better already because he once chose you for life and destiny. But you are not the only woman to rise above her man and therefore become his lawful mistress.
Well, now men, a few words to you: If you meet such a gentle cat, which is described at the very beginning of this article… Run away from her while your legs will carry you! This cat has very sharp claws.
I will say for myself: I did not need any of my married lovers! As soon as each of them showed up with a suitcase, I made stupid eyes and said, Sorry, I was wrong… It was not love at all, but I am ready to remain your friend forever… And they returned home like beaten dogs.
You left with an eagle eye and came back? And also (no offense, please, men!) no self-respecting girl will take you seriously. You are initially second-class for a free girl. In the best case, you will be taken away, used, and thrown away as an unnecessary thing.
