When you’re trying to get a girl’s number or you’re on a date with a girl, you want to make her laugh. When you make someone laugh, you feel good about yourself. In turn, they feel good about you. So we put together a tutorial for you on funny things to say to a girl and win her over.
Not only that, laughing shows a sign of connection, and that’s ultimately what you want to do with her—connect. Relationships start in these tiny moments of connection.
How to use humor to get a girl
But, before you start with the toilet jokes, ease up a bit. If you don’t know the girl, you won’t want to start with toilet or s*xual humor, she may not appreciate it. It may come off a tad creepy, so beware of your audience. So, here are some of the funny things you can say to girls.
#1 One liners. One liners are great–and a classic. They can be used in almost any situation. Sure, you can tell an actual joke, but honestly, it’s probably not as funny as you think it is. One liners are in-the-moment jokes requiring wit and speed.
In addition, use a one liner in any situation. Whether you’re on a date or just getting to know her. Prepare some one liners to use whenever the perfect moment arises. You know, just in case you freeze up. Try these lines out on your friends and see which ones come out the most naturally when you say them. The worst thing that could happen is she doesn’t laugh. In that case, just keep moving forward in the conversation and act natural.
Try out these one liners:
“Excuse me, can I have the time? I’d check my watch, but I can’t take my eyes off you.”
“How on earth do you do that?”
(Girl – What?)
“Look so damn good!”
“Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“You’re so stunning I just forgot my pick-up line.”
Can you fix my cell phone?
(Girl – What’s wrong with it?)
For some reason, your number isn’t in it.
I’ll make you a deal
(Girl – What?)
I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.
My next drink is on you!
(Girl – Why?)
I saw you and dropped mine.
While holding out your hand, say, “Would you be kind enough to hold this while I go for a walk?”
“Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more of this vodka?”
Say it in a casual tone, “Lady, you better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire.”
“I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?”
Make sure you memorize a couple of these lines so you have them in your back pocket—ready to go. I recommend not using these one liners if you see a cute girl at a market or while visiting her grandma in the nursing home.
Also, if you’re really drunk, entirely avoid using one liners, it’ll just make you look like a slob. These one liners can be really funny. However, make sure they’re used in the appropriate environment.
#2 Sarcasm. If you’re naturally sarcastic, you’ll have no issue using this as a way to make a girl laugh. In fact, this is probably your best tactic. However, not everyone can use sarcasm and successfully pull it off. So use this carefully.
You need the matching facial expressions and tone of voice to make the girl really howl. Some people find sarcasm as negative, depending on how it is used. However, I’m biased and find it to be highly attractive.
Sure, you’re a little bitter and sharp sounding, but that’s what makes it funny. Here are some sarcastic one liners to really get the conversation going.
“I hate when I’m about to hug someone really s*xy and my face hits the mirror.”
“If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.”
“Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.”
“I want to die peacefully in sleep. Like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
“My job is secure. No one else wants it.”
“People who write “u” instead of “you.” What do you do with all the time you save?”
“If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.”
Use any of these sarcastic one liners during your conversation with her. I wouldn’t use these lines as openers though. However, if you want to make her laugh during the conversation, these lines definitely do the trick.
#3 Mimicry. If you don’t think you’re capable of pulling off a one liner, then maybe your talent lies in mimicry. Mimicry is the imitating of someone or something *just in case you weren’t sure*. Basically, you act like an impersonator.
Everyone loves Charlie Chaplin or Jim Carrey—these guys both mimic others. One’s more of a physical actor, which, works sometimes, but you can’t be doing that everywhere. You have to make sure you have your impersonations down to an art form. Nothing is worse than a guy who does a half-ass impersonation. It’s not funny, it’s more cringe worthy. Don’t make her cringe, make her laugh.
Videotape yourself and practice your impersonations in your room before bringing them out in public. Perhaps try them out in front of your parents, you know, as an extra precaution.
