Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
Aries are HUGE babies when things don’t go their way. It’s not uncommon for them to throw super not-age-appropriate tantrums when someone doesn’t listen. Not only is this behavior way childish, it’s SO unappealing.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
For someone who takes great pride in being so frugal and good with money, Taurus can be VERY materialistic. It’s cool to appreciate nice things and have refined taste, but it’s not cool to be consumed with it. Being so obsessed with how things look ironically makes them kind of ugly.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Geminis are sooooo two-faced and makes them rather untrustworthy. It’s not like they always do it on purpose, but their ability to turn on a dime and suddenly be someone totally different freaks people out. It’s not necessarily an ugly trait, but it’s unsettling. That’s for sure.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
You know the Kim Kardashian ugly crying meme? If you looked up Cancer in the dictionary, that’s the exact photo you’d see. Cancers are literally ugly criers. And cry about EVERYTHING.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Leos are egotists. Sure, it varies depending on the individual Leo. But bottom line, Leos LOVE being told how wonderful they are. And who wouldn’t? The ugliness comes into play when someone doesn’t give them the attention they so desperately crave. Nothing changes a Leo’s fun, charming personality quicker than someone ignoring them. Yiiiiikes.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Virgos can be so, so judgmental to the point of it teetering into cruelty. Because they hold themselves to super high standards and expect everyone else to follow suit, they can be totally ruthless in making fun of someone. If you’re around a Virgo, there’s a 99.9% chance they are silently picking you apart.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
In general, Libras are fairly easy to get along with. They are fair and kind. BUT they can be total slobs. They will gorge on fast food and overindulge. A Libra is definitely the one going through the Jack in the Box drive-thru at 2 am.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Scorpios are cold as ICE. They’ll chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
TOTALLY arrogant! Their confidence can quickly turn into pure narcissism and it becomes majorly intolerable. Nobody wants to be around someone so self-absorbed.
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Capricorns can be big snobs. They’ll turn their nose up at things they determine to be beneath them.
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
They are total weirdos. But not in a charming TV sitcom way. They’re just…off.
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
They are HUGE flakes. A Pisces is often so busy swimming around in their own dreamy, imaginary world that they totally forget about real plans they’ve made. They’ll cancel on you an hour before they’re supposed to show up. Or worse, sometimes they don’t even get back to you at all.
