Aries
1. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
2. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
3. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
4. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
5. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Taurus
1. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
2. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
3. You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
4. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
5. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Gemini
1. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
2. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
3. I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
4. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
5. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Cancer
1. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
2. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
3. Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
4. Are you a Disney princess? Because you’re cinderHella fine!
5. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
Leo
1. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
2. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
3. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
5. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Virgo
1. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
2. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
3. I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
4. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
5. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Libra
1. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
2. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
3. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
4. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
5. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Scorpio
1. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
2. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
3. Roses are red, my face is too… that only happens when I see you.
4. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
5. Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Sagittarius
1. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
2. Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
3. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
4. My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
5. Are you my self-esteem? Because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Capricorn
1. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
2. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
3. Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.
4. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
5. When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
Aquarius
1. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
2. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
3. If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
4. You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.
5. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Pisces
1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
2. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
4. Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later!
5. Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
