HOW TO KEEP THE AQUARIUS YOU LOVE
• Love their campaign— whatever it is.
• Challenge their ideas with proof from groundbreaking sources. • Believe in their power to create change.
• Plan on a life that embodies the opposite of what the world embraces.
• Realize that to them foreplay is following their line of thinking.
• Be graceful when you lose arguments— and you will lose.
• Put things back where they belong.
• Start loving art films now.
• Know the histories of some classical composers.
• Learn their rules, which are implied but not written —they will have them.
HOW TO LOSE THE AQUARIUS YOU LOVE
•Tell them you saw their hairstyle in last year’s fashion magazine.
•Rather than having a holiday dinner at home, suggest going to an expensive restaurant.
•Compile a list of rules for living together.
•Argue that the poor just need to work harder.
•Disagree with them.
•Tell them that you love that they’re not cutting edge.
•Break their GPS.
WHAT MAKES AQUARIANS AWESOME?
•Their brilliant and inventive minds
•Their desire to help the underdog
•Their ability to wake us up to standards that need to be changed •Their willingness to hear a different drummer
•Their visionary approach to life
•Their tenacity in holding on to what they believe to be true
